2013 in review

The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2013 annual report for this blog.

Here’s an excerpt:

A San Francisco cable car holds 60 people. This blog was viewed about 890 times in 2013. If it were a cable car, it would take about 15 trips to carry that many people.

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Life in Pictures – Stanley Kubrick (Documentary)

Stanley Kubrick phenomenal American director, screenwriter, producer, cinematographer etc. As far the movies he directed & produced, he does not need any introduction.
He was born in 26th June 1928. Recently, i got to know about the documentary about him. I just feel BIG WOW!!!! OMG!! when i watched this.

Director of movie – Shining, Full metal jacket, Space Odyssey, Eyes wide shut etc.
Below are the selected stills from the documentary.

Dragged Coders (Ghasita Coder Poem’s English Version)

This poem is based on true events!
The poem’s characters are not imaginary, but real.

And this is the translated and modified version of Ghasita Coder Poem (written in Hindi language)

“Dragged Coders”

Oh Brother, Oh Brother
Just take a look, a coder is getting messed!
He’s not in this world, but in his own and bursting his <head/> !

Something Explode! What Explode? Where Explode?
Who know? You know? I do not know. And who really knows that what is missing..
He is hissing and gone for fishing. Found 404!

Burnt and boiled by code build, sipping the code, as if being drunk!
Shuffling between one window to another,
putting a hand on Ctrl+C and Second Hand on Ctrl+V
The magic show still goes on!

The code been added layer by layer, with each layer
His old mistakes make a new beginning,
Elevated thinking of developing new civilization! Being made!

Project Manager!
Project Manager’s bread, clothing and shelter over the head and rising inflation
giving a cry on his head as a crescent moon.
And the Coder been dragged on the seventh sky!

Old wine in a new bottle, crying out
“50 percent discount, 50 percent discount”
and letting his throat dry!

The siren of “Demo came” being heard and been moulded into melody in return.

For safety of managed Jugaad code, rubs all through his nose and face.
Thereafter, being caught in Temple for the safe!

But! despite for all the turbulence faced. Getting praises on his foolishness.

And carrying bag of the medals, which he should never won. OMG! the bag is torn!

And during this 9 hours of Flexible bombardment by contributing a little BIT,
towards the goal of 2018, to transform  the organization a real hit!

And Running for the Shadows of dream and the sleeping dream with in;

Turning off his system, sharing the message
“save power and push the country forward”

And saying, ok bye! bye! spark is signing out!
Guess! you and me on one day, will be shining out!

Hey! you… This is “₹AM ₹O¢₭€₹!”

Hey! This is the ram rocker

after all you have seen that running those shocker

what does not kill, does not make you strong

what is not strong, won’t kill you back

keep reaching, keep reaching to the tunnels…

till the world won’t give your hearts to those funnels.

I have a heart, it pumps blood… blood is red, passion is life

So, i will give you an advice… don’t settle for less, even if you don’t have a single money

the world can be with you, with the shoppers troll… let them rock and roll!

Ghasita Coder Poem

यह कविता सत्य घटनाओ पर आधारित है!

तथा इस कविता के पात्र काल्पनिक नहीं, किन्तु वास्तविक हैं ।

प्रस्तुत है कविता
“घसीटा कोडर”

अरे भाई, अरे भाई
जरा देखो, देखो एक घसीटा कोडर कोडींग करता जा रहा है,
दुनिया की उसे कोई सुध बुध नहीं की कोड भी फटा जा रहा है!

कुछ फटा! कहा फटा ? क्या फटा ? क्या पता ?
ये किसे पता ? मुझे भी नहीं पता, और जिसे पता वो लापता

दूध का जला, बिल्ड को जलाकर, कोड को फूँक फूँक कर पिये जा रहा है!
एक खिडके से दूसरी खिड़की मे, एक हाथ कंट्रोल सी और दूसरा हाथ कंट्रोल वी पर रख
अपनी अंगुलियों का जादू दिखाए जा रहा है!

कोड की परत दर परत, कोड की परत दर परत पर
अपनी पुरानी गलतियों को नया नया मेकअप लगा,
नई सभ्यता के विकास की सोच को बुलंद! किये जा रहा है।

प्रोजेक्ट मेनेजर!
प्रोजेक्ट मेनेजर रोटी, कपडा और मकान और बढती हुई महंगाई से सिर पर
निकले हुए चाँद की दुहाई देकर
घसीटो को झाड़ के पेड़ पर चड़ाए जा रहा है!

पुरानी बोतल पर नया लेबल लगा,
50 प्रतिशत छुट, 50 प्रतिशत छुट
का नारा बुलंद किये हुए, अपना गला सुखाये जा रहा है!

डेमो आया, डेमो आया की घुट्टी को मुगली घुट्टी 555 मे तब्दील कर,
जुगाड़ कोड की सलामती के लिए, टेम्पल रन मे अपनी नाक रगड़ता हुआ पकड़ा जा रहा है!

लेकिन! इतना सब कुछ होने के बावजूद क्लाइंट के डेमो दरबार मे,
वाह वाही लूट सारे मेडल्स अपनी फटी झोली मे फिट किये जा रहा है! (और आज तो मेडल्स लटकाते हुए भी पाया गया था!)

और 9 घंटे की इस फ्लेक्सिबल गोलाबारी मे, अपना थोडा बहुत योगदान करके
2018 का लक्ष्य, 500 मिलियन विदेश मुद्रा को अर्जित करने का सकंल्प
और इस सपने को पूरा करने का सपना संजोय,
सिस्टम शटडाउन कर, बिजली बचाओ, देश को आगे बढाओ
का सन्देश देकर, यहाँ से रफूचक्कर होने जा रहा है!

ओके बाय, बाय साइनिंग आउट!


Must say, the audience really have big heart. The cheer me up while i was performing and was evident that they were stunned, if some one can write the same on them and also present to them, face to face.

The point i have with this poem, is actually i have set up certain goals and objectives which i am looking to execute them out with organizational goals, with my whatever small or little goals as addon to them.

To really move up and to gain the phenomenal level of altitude a rocket needs well propelling booster!

If the world has a dream, will love to be a part of it, whatever i can do to fulfill them.
Because turning the dream into a reality, is worth a life we can live into the dreams.

Signing Out! BEEP!

Dilemma between Customer-Centricity and Self Respect

Couple of months, I been facing this question… and I have thought over a time to write a post on it… but now is the time.

incorporating my personal work experiences.

“Dilemma between Customer-Centricity and Self Respect”

So, there it goes…

Business proposal guys send the proposal to the potential clients.

And sometimes to win the deal of the customer, they go ahead and try to promise too much to the client.

And these business promises need to kept somehow & anyhow.

Project manager get to know about all the overall picture.

The work been allocated into months and decorated by milestones, client billing etc. Based on the person ability it further been assigned to them.

Clients generally tend to push the team which is present at overseas and it holds true for domestic client too. Every client prefers s/he get extra value and get extra miles delivered for some good discount.  Project manager tend to push the local workforce (developer, designer, tester etc.)

How much the local workforce find pleased to cater to his/her project manager and value his/her work in catering to the project manager whims and fancies to please the Client, depends on their personal aims, goals and career plans. 

Some folks works in just like screen saver mode, not much glued and connected to their work. Good to say not too much aligned with organization goals and that is their way of working.

The self-respect of the serving individual irrespective of his/her role in organization tend to fall in compromising zone. But, for one better survival one should keep their self-respect confided and safe while addressing to challenging situations & catering to customer.

A workforce should/may :-

  • Keep open to new ideas always and not afraid to present to clients.
  • Trying new things & trying differently but also balancing with deadlines.
  • Always have willingness to learn, anyways if you are not willing to learn, it is like being in learning gear and with mental brakes applied.
  • Understanding the pain points, keeping patience while listening to customer’s feedback.
  • Maintaining good health on personal and professional ethics, staying away from gossips which has no meaning at work place.

If as an individual the workforce’s self-respect and dignity is compromised, a worker can’t address the varying equation of customer-centricity.

Workers should keep up high self-respect, this equation of customer-centricity can be touched and solved in multiple attempts… but for the same self-respect and prestige have to be high on the wheels.

Just to summarise this, I will prefer to break down the equation of customer-centricity in smaller modules and work on it… just like divide and conquer, and working on it parts by parts and struggling for solutions and solving them and in turn gaining more faith from client.
The increased momentum of respect, faith and confidence can help to solve the complex portions of the left out components of the customer-centricity equation.

By the way, on a separate note apart from the above question..

In enterprise level systems..

we tend to write our intelligence & build great logics, that resolves out the question arising from complexity.

But as end result, also build bigger complexity logic and that is kept piling up on ourselves too.

How great it can be, if the complexity can be dissolved back to simplicity, and the system can be designed in a way, that you do not need to wait desperately too much to get the working updates from development machine and which can been further quickly sent as status update to manager and client.

There is always  a need of flexible system and better if that people also been nurtured in the flexible way and thus by building flexible system.

Thoughts for a Rock Band

Post written on May 10th 2013

i always wanted to sing on stage with some fellow.

cry my heart out and cry out with melody

i have a guitarist, who sits with me… i want to practice hard with him… give some nifty vocal chord exercise

the voice on which people can jump, dance along, which can speak straight to the heart, unlock every door and maze, or any jantar mantar type of architecture, i want to lift their souls up, Saravasti Maa keep me as your bless child. Without you nothing is possible.

world is crazy for Lakshmi mata, but to speak to the hearts you are there on our tongue which further travels to heart and the software of it, which control this.

thought on the name of rock band will be called – AtamHatya

but we want to kill the dark side of our atma, which prevent us to reach to our divine side, atamhayta will be complete spiritual/ruhani band with no vulgar lyrics and no drug, no liquor name, no vulgar words etc.

hunny singh is good, but these guys is high on liquor and on dope also.

why the artist and musicians has to go to such taste liquor, dope and green grass, can’t they utter a single lyrics without it?