hindi, humour, Poem

Kharbooje ne jo rang pakda

Below poem i had written for two people falling in love, this piece was written on 23rd march (holi)

खरबूजे ने जो रंग पकड़ा

वाह वाह खरबूजे ने जो तरबूजे का रंग यूँ पकड़ा रंगीन हो गया माहौल सारा
बात बात में जो बात वो यू जाने सब कुछ इतनी जल्दी जाने पहचाने

इतनी जल्दी कोई घुसपैठ कैसे कर सकता है तुम तो लगे रंग ज़माने और धूम मचाने
जैसे कोई मचलने को बेकरार कोई और बात बात मे ढूंढे कई बहाने

पर हम तो चले नहाने, भीग गए इस रंग में पर चाह कर भी ना छुड़ा पाए
इस रंग को रखूं अपने दिल और दिमाग मे यू प्रतिबिम्बित की बेचारे कही ना हो जाये निलंबित

कहा खूब तरबूज ने “जहाँ न पहुंचा कवि वहां पहुँच गए श्रीमान कवि ”
तो अब कवि की कल्पना को उड़ने दो। खरबूजे पे तरबूजे का रंग चढ़ने दो…हमे भी थोड़ा मचलने दो


Setting Targets to Organizational behaviour and Human Psychology

MA psychology II year.

Damn the result is out. got 2 backs..

anyways..  will clear them out.. have read them all in jiffy, even if it got passing marks i am considering myself lucky. I just took one day to open the books in some of the subject, but attended the classes. There are not very much helpful to the questions asked in the exam…

But helped me in learning the various aspects and scenarios from lecturers, as they shared the experience.

i have my targets on II year, from the first day, when i have enrolled myself into the course.

Accomplishing the organization targets, that is big deal… infact there are so many folks with MBA and HR degrees to accomplish this task.

I am just being a artist and somewhat technical person, but i think i can related more closer to developers and project managers. I have noticed the HR people are somewhat lost creatures :- D

what good thing, if i tell you about.. in the organizational level meeting, the Vice president HR of the company, said “Talk to me”
On the question of whether you are open for internship in the organization of 3 months. I am hoping for best, that this way, i will be able to touch some portion of the life of people, affecting them desirably… sometimes a problem need creative way of solving.. which excel sheet guys can’t always able to do… will write more blah here!

Because they do not understand the technology, for a sound HR professional you should have good ass burning technical exposure and also the HR degree you can boast on the same anyway. But remember, never boast.. it just do not work.

By aligning myself to HR viewpoints i should be able to know worst and best of both of the world.

This above note had been written on 9th august 2013.
Recently in december i had given the 2 exams, hoping to clear them out.

Now, targets i am left with Assignments, practical and internship and the changes which will start.

documentrary, movie, music

Life in Pictures – Stanley Kubrick (Documentary)

Stanley Kubrick phenomenal American director, screenwriter, producer, cinematographer etc. As far the movies he directed & produced, he does not need any introduction.
He was born in 26th June 1928. Recently, i got to know about the documentary about him. I just feel BIG WOW!!!! OMG!! when i watched this.

Director of movie – Shining, Full metal jacket, Space Odyssey, Eyes wide shut etc.
Below are the selected stills from the documentary.


Dragged Coders (Ghasita Coder Poem’s English Version)

This poem is based on true events!
The poem’s characters are not imaginary, but real.

And this is the translated and modified version of Ghasita Coder Poem (written in Hindi language)

“Dragged Coders”

Oh Brother, Oh Brother
Just take a look, a coder is getting messed!
He’s not in this world, but in his own and bursting his <head/> !

Something Explode! What Explode? Where Explode?
Who know? You know? I do not know. And who really knows that what is missing..
He is hissing and gone for fishing. Found 404!

Burnt and boiled by code build, sipping the code, as if being drunk!
Shuffling between one window to another,
putting a hand on Ctrl+C and Second Hand on Ctrl+V
The magic show still goes on!

The code been added layer by layer, with each layer
His old mistakes make a new beginning,
Elevated thinking of developing new civilization! Being made!

Project Manager!
Project Manager’s bread, clothing and shelter over the head and rising inflation
giving a cry on his head as a crescent moon.
And the Coder been dragged on the seventh sky!

Old wine in a new bottle, crying out
“50 percent discount, 50 percent discount”
and letting his throat dry!

The siren of “Demo came” being heard and been moulded into melody in return.

For safety of managed Jugaad code, rubs all through his nose and face.
Thereafter, being caught in Temple for the safe!

But! despite for all the turbulence faced. Getting praises on his foolishness.

And carrying bag of the medals, which he should never won. OMG! the bag is torn!

And during this 9 hours of Flexible bombardment by contributing a little BIT,
towards the goal of 2018, to transform  the organization a real hit!

And Running for the Shadows of dream and the sleeping dream with in;

Turning off his system, sharing the message
“save power and push the country forward”

And saying, ok bye! bye! spark is signing out!
Guess! you and me on one day, will be shining out!


Hey! you… This is “₹AM ₹O¢₭€₹!”

Hey! This is the ram rocker

after all you have seen that running those shocker

what does not kill, does not make you strong

what is not strong, won’t kill you back

keep reaching, keep reaching to the tunnels…

till the world won’t give your hearts to those funnels.

I have a heart, it pumps blood… blood is red, passion is life

So, i will give you an advice… don’t settle for less, even if you don’t have a single money

the world can be with you, with the shoppers troll… let them rock and roll!

adventure, Business, humour, life, Poem

Ghasita Coder Poem

यह कविता सत्य घटनाओ पर आधारित है!

तथा इस कविता के पात्र काल्पनिक नहीं, किन्तु वास्तविक हैं ।

प्रस्तुत है कविता
“घसीटा कोडर”

अरे भाई, अरे भाई
जरा देखो, देखो एक घसीटा कोडर कोडींग करता जा रहा है,
दुनिया की उसे कोई सुध बुध नहीं की कोड भी फटा जा रहा है!

कुछ फटा! कहा फटा ? क्या फटा ? क्या पता ?
ये किसे पता ? मुझे भी नहीं पता, और जिसे पता वो लापता

दूध का जला, बिल्ड को जलाकर, कोड को फूँक फूँक कर पिये जा रहा है!
एक खिडके से दूसरी खिड़की मे, एक हाथ कंट्रोल सी और दूसरा हाथ कंट्रोल वी पर रख
अपनी अंगुलियों का जादू दिखाए जा रहा है!

कोड की परत दर परत, कोड की परत दर परत पर
अपनी पुरानी गलतियों को नया नया मेकअप लगा,
नई सभ्यता के विकास की सोच को बुलंद! किये जा रहा है।

प्रोजेक्ट मेनेजर!
प्रोजेक्ट मेनेजर रोटी, कपडा और मकान और बढती हुई महंगाई से सिर पर
निकले हुए चाँद की दुहाई देकर
घसीटो को झाड़ के पेड़ पर चड़ाए जा रहा है!

पुरानी बोतल पर नया लेबल लगा,
50 प्रतिशत छुट, 50 प्रतिशत छुट
का नारा बुलंद किये हुए, अपना गला सुखाये जा रहा है!

डेमो आया, डेमो आया की घुट्टी को मुगली घुट्टी 555 मे तब्दील कर,
जुगाड़ कोड की सलामती के लिए, टेम्पल रन मे अपनी नाक रगड़ता हुआ पकड़ा जा रहा है!

लेकिन! इतना सब कुछ होने के बावजूद क्लाइंट के डेमो दरबार मे,
वाह वाही लूट सारे मेडल्स अपनी फटी झोली मे फिट किये जा रहा है! (और आज तो मेडल्स लटकाते हुए भी पाया गया था!)

और 9 घंटे की इस फ्लेक्सिबल गोलाबारी मे, अपना थोडा बहुत योगदान करके
2018 का लक्ष्य, 500 मिलियन विदेश मुद्रा को अर्जित करने का सकंल्प
और इस सपने को पूरा करने का सपना संजोय,
सिस्टम शटडाउन कर, बिजली बचाओ, देश को आगे बढाओ
का सन्देश देकर, यहाँ से रफूचक्कर होने जा रहा है!

ओके बाय, बाय साइनिंग आउट!


Must say, the audience really have big heart. The cheer me up while i was performing and was evident that they were stunned, if some one can write the same on them and also present to them, face to face.

The point i have with this poem, is actually i have set up certain goals and objectives which i am looking to execute them out with organizational goals, with my whatever small or little goals as addon to them.

To really move up and to gain the phenomenal level of altitude a rocket needs well propelling booster!

If the world has a dream, will love to be a part of it, whatever i can do to fulfill them.
Because turning the dream into a reality, is worth a life we can live into the dreams.

Signing Out! BEEP!